In case you were wondering, at the link above are the fashions of the year 2000. No one, I assume, in the 1930s could have dreamed of idiocies like the “It” bag (there’s nothing more reeking of a mindless herd instinct than waiting lists for handbags), super low rise jeans that make you look both short and fat (now there’s a score!), or of the pervasive influence of porn on the fashion industry (Schiaparelli will wreak vengeance one day). Instead, here in the future/past we have climate control belts, glass wedding dresses, and rather prescient cantilevered heels. Also, got to dig an updo that looks something like a knotted babka.